I HATE MY CLASSES!
It’s official, I hate all of my classes. Every single one of them. This Semester is gonna suck a whole bunch of ASS! I have 5 classes all sucking with the same magnitude.
My first class on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays is Math and it makes me want to kill myself . My instructor is rated as absolutely FUCKING HORRIBLE on RateMyProfessor.com and I thought NO I could do it, I could pass and conquer this class! I was too optimistic, Yes ME the debbiest of all Debbie Downers was optimistic (well kinda, I knew this semester was gonna suck but I didn’t know what level of suckitude it would be). So I skip and sing-song into class and then right when I get in I basically want to walk right back out, but I can’t, I just continue to walk to an empty seat. Imagine while I’m walking to that seat a grey cloud starts to develop and grow at a dizzying speed. My once little cloud is not a monsterous size, and it just keeps growing. Its like after everytime this so-called “professor” keeeps speaking in this thick accent, my cloud grows and not only is it growing, it is pouring down rain (OR what I’m guessing the tears of small children and babies). I feel the pain of all the children in the world now, as I keep listening to this wretched man. Finally it is over and I tell the children to take 10. Exactly the amount of minutes before my next class which I feel the same about. I only have 10 minutes to prepare myself for the next tear-fest. Oh Whoopie! =(
Now that I have given myself 10 mins to prepare and give the children rest on their tearducts. I take my first step into the class. This wasn’t as bad as the first, but still bad. The workload doesn’t seem as bad, but then again it’s english and I can write kinda decent. So everything was good and all with the professor speaking about the rules, guidelines, assignments, etc. UNTIL she (the professor is a woman) comes up and smiles then says ICEBREAKER! Nightmare of my life. Icebreakers are one of the things I hate besides EVIL MONKEYS. This once nice younger woman, who I thought was a good and wholesome person transforms in front of our eyes into a SUCCUBUS! For those who have no idea what a Succubus is I will define this for you:
Succubus – Succubus (or in plural form Succubi) are demons who transform into women to seduce and lure people and after they have lured you in they torture.
p.s. this is an extremely basic definition
This bitch of a succubus had lured me in and right when I felt safe she backhanded me with a bitchslap right in the face, not my arm, no swing and a miss, NO! It was straight to the face, there is a demon’s handprint on the cheek of my face. And let me tell you it BURNS. Burns with the vengance of every wolverine baby left alone without a mother. So now I leave this class with a fiery handprint engraved on my face.
My last class of today was my American History. I walk in and I find a seat already soaked from the the tears of children and the shame of an engraved handprint in this once optimistic face. This class starts off ok I suppose. He starts with the fact that 30% of the students will fail this class. Oh so now I am going to fail! I felt him look right into the eyes of the damned (ME) and in the eyes you know what I saw, I saw the sign YOU ARE FUCKED! Well this damned soul didn’t feel so great. After this he said to us that if we don’t drop out of this class before it’s too late the only one who can help us is God. He said we had better be Moses of the Bulrushes if we wanted saving. Oh great I got stuck with EL DIABLO as the professor.
At the end of the day I was wept on by children, backhanded by a Succubus, and then was used as the Devil’s play thing. And I have two other classes which I wish not to speak about, I am two mortified.
Not only this but there are all of these other factors which include money, books, and life. Just other horrible things to think about in my life which I still weirdly appreciate. Why? I cannot answer that question, but I know eventually the answer will come.
♥ Jacqueline