Hello to all,

Well a new year, new friends, and new beginnings. Well technically its been 3 weeks into the new school year and I am already bored with this on going episode of “my so-called life”.  I mean my classes are ok I like them a lot more than last semesters (if you haven’t read my thoughts on my classes last semester please go back and refer to the post The Three Signs of Suckitude) So my classes are ok, except for the fact that I am taking some classes over again :/ but I am actually ok with it because my professors are better than last year. Life has taken a weird turn, I somehow have been consumed with the Disney Channel. I am now in love with Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus (I think she might have a problem, maybe Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID oops I DID it again? hahaha ok sorry that was lame!) which means she has multiple identities or maybe even schizophrenia which means people are talking in her head and making her do things (Billy Ray Cyrus? not technically in her head but whatevs) Whichever or Whoever she is Miley or Hannah I think I might just be kinda obsessed with her, her mistakes make me love her more. (OH CRAP EPIPHANY!!! I LOVE CRAZY PEOPLE!) So side note on how I’ve slowly become consumed with Disney, it all starts with a day at work, chinese food, and a children’s day camp. Interested? I think so. Man that sounds like some kinda MacGyver shit right! Well during the summer on the college that I go to there is a children’s day camp with many a child frolicking in our rabid squirrel fields, and while walking with a co-worker back from lunch of Panda Express children all gathered round while my coworker screams to them that I am Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana’s BEST FRIEND! This news spreads like wild fire to the probably now rabid children and all came running at me and with their foaming mouths screaming at asking all about my best friend, I think anyways, I don’t totally understand baby talk. It was sort of like BLAH BLAH BLAHH BLAHHH HANNAH MONTANA BLAH DI BLAH BLAH MILEY CYRUS while these screams were forcing themselves into my ears I had this constant face >:/ It seemed as if they had come to liking this awkward face and kept asking questions. One child forced himself to the top of the crowd and invited me to a pool party. I said that I will see what is in my busy schedule with Miley Cyrus, but in my mind I was like Jackie that is a NO NO (Maybe have DID), yo do not need to be in a hot zone for the infestation that is so called a “POOL PARTY” wink wink. That is like if a drug dealer was like lets go get a “BANANA SPLIT” when you know that’s really just cocaine rocks laced with some crystal meth! So that is the real start of my downfall into my Disney Hell. Because you know it’s not like I wasn’t in love with High School Musical before it just enhanced all my love for Disney just like that BANANA SPLIT wink wink* So to continue on with the Disney love I am kinda crushing on David Henrie right now, he’s a definite cutie and I love his character on The Wizards of Waverly Place, nerdy and adorable.

– sigh-

 

Love,

Jacqueline